The Fangirl Theory: Would You Rather…

Would you rather..

Eat Kaoru’s socks or Totchi’s underpants?

Bathe in Asagi’s bathtub without oil, roses or him or be forced to live in his toilet?

Eat after Hide-zou for a week or wear Gackt’s leather shorts for a week?

Go commando in a Gothic Lolita Dress or wear one of Kozi’s thongs?

Be licked by Kohta or punched by Kirito?

Lick up Kyo’s blood-vomit or lick up Gara’s masturbation remains from his hands?

Dress up like Kisaski for Halloween or dress up like Shinya from the Schwein Chainsaw PV?

Wear Danchou’s hat or Ruki’s viser?

Have a wedding done by Mana or your funeral done by Gackt?

As always… tell me why.

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~ by Raelynn on October 28, 2007.

23 Responses to “The Fangirl Theory: Would You Rather…”

  1. Hehehe, this looks fun. I’ve only recently found this site [awesome by the way!]. So I guess I could suffer some shame by answering these… [fangirl] Totchi’s underpants because I’m just sick that way.

    I think I’ll reside in the toilet because of the eventually spectacular view.

    I’ll take Gackt’s shorts… because well, I mean come on…

    I’d go commando! …because the thong thing even for me is a bit ew.

    I’ll take the punch because I do like Kirito better…and that would be enough for me to brag about “kirito put his hand on my face” and I wouldn’t be lying.

    If only you’d made Kyo the lick up and Gara the blood … well it wouldn’t of made much sense but it would have been easier…and much more enjoyable in my mind, but I’ll take Kyo’s blood-vomit anyday ;] because well its his bodily fluids and that’s all that counts… once again it gives me the “I got to lick Kyo’s *pause for emphasis* bodily fluid” and nobody has to know which ones…as long as I wink and lift my eyebrow enough people will assume…

    Kisaki because not too sure…it just seemed right.

    Ruki’s because he’s just sm3xy.

    Ah… Mana…Gackt… that’s just wrong… I can’t choose… Well I can, I’ll take the wedding by Mana b/c then I’d get to see it and proly have him invite Gackt ;].

    [/fangirl]

    Well I’ve replied, I only hope it posts. Also again great site! Oh yeah, and I really enjoyed this lol it was fun.

  2. kekeke I forgot to do this…so here goes…

    Would you rather..

    Eat Kaoru’s socks or Totchi’s underpants? probably the underpants. I won’t even *touch* socks. *is mildly footphobic* lmao

    Bathe in Asagi’s bathtub without oil, roses or him or be forced to live in his toilet? That is a very hard one. The bath tub would be easy, but without him in it it wouldn’t be as interesting…the toilet would have a spectacular view….but as much as I worship the ground the man walks on I still wouldn’t want to be showered with his bodily waste, so I’d have to choose the tub.

    Eat after Hide-zou for a week or wear Gackt’s leather shorts for a week? Psh. Eat after Hide-zou for a week. Then I could brag.

    Go commando in a Gothic Lolita Dress or wear one of Kozi’s thongs? …wear one of Kozi’s thongs…I wouldn’t wear a gosurori dress even with undies.

    Be licked by Kohta or punched by Kirito? While I think Kirito is the better looking brother, I’d have to go with being licked.

    Lick up Kyo’s blood-vomit or lick up Gara’s masturbation remains from his hands? …blood. lol

    Dress up like Kisaski for Halloween or dress up like Shinya from the Schwein Chainsaw PV? Kisaki. But only if I could have someone dress like Riku and walk around calling me god all the time.

    Wear Danchou’s hat or Ruki’s viser? Danchou’s hat. He’s let everyone else wear it…lol

    Have a wedding done by Mana or your funeral done by Gackt? The funeral. Cause it’d be one awesome affair, I’m sure.

  3. hmm we have very different views… I insist the view would be worth the waste rain… ^.~

  4. I’d eat socks because…well, men, if you haven’t noticed, depend on someone else to wash their underwear. otherwise it DOESN’T GET DONE. (but I’d not a LOT of hot sauce). The undewear thing is the same reason I’d rather go commando gothloli style.

    ASAGI’s bathtub, because you said he wouldn’t be in the BATHTUB, not that he would never be in the BATHROOM. Besides, I betcha you could see out the doorfrom the bathtub, anyway…hehehe…

    Hide-zou or Gakuto?? Hard choice… Gackt’s leather pants, because nobody said anyone had to see you IN them.

    I’d prefer to be licked any day, so that leaves me with Kohta.

    Kyo’s blood-vomit because…it isn’t REAL.

    Kisaki, and I agree with Samehada, heh.

    OMG! RUKI’S VISOR! I would STEAL that f**king thing JUST so I could parade it around!!! I doubt he’d just hand it over, though…There might have to be a display of force…..:ninja:

    Gackt would have to do my funeral, so I could brag about myself (that my funeral pwns) to people I hateeven AFTER I’m dead.

  5. HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! I have figured out who Miku (Antic Cafe) reminds me of!!!!!!!!!!!! *drumroll please*******
    SHUUICHI FROM GRAVITATION!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *gagchokegiggle*

    *random sorry-ness*

  6. Kaoru’s socks, I think he runs around the house barefoot anyways XD

    Bathe in Asagi’s tub, maybe I’ll find some Asagi spermies ^^ XD

    Eat after Hide-zou because I eat after people anyways.

    Commando in Gothic Lolita dress, because I wanna feel free. XD

    Punch my baby, I dare ya.

    Lick gara’s spermies up. I might vomit on the vomit.

    Poorfy porno dress ftw! Kisaki has too much-up for me.

    Hehe wittle Danchou hat. XD

    Mana u do my wedding k.

  7. I’m going to be selective, some questions I am too lazy to answer.

    Eat after Hide-zou…mmm food.

    Gorgeous freedom in an icky dress, or confinement in an icky thong…Choices choices… commando it is not like that would be a change…

    I would so dress up like Kisaki for Halloween, that would be ace, maybe I would make the transformation from fugly to hawt…

    Ruki’s viser? Does it come with a lighter? *evil chuckle*

  8. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand what has this to do with music :B.
    :B

    Funny though. The Kyo/Gara question is like…ewwww…

  9. *shrug*

    Rae it’s your idea, you should maybe give your reasoning for this would you rather thing.

  10. The Fangirl Theory. That’s all the reason there is. If, how, when, what, possibly would a fangirl/fanboy do in the event of whatever situation and its a fun thing for the community.

    AN: Why are you guys asking now, there’s been ones before this.

  11. Maybe because before it wasn’t noticeable, now it’s more common.

    I see Kamen’s point though, it doesn’t have much, if anything, to do with music, it’s purely fangirl/fanboyisms. The main point of this blog, or what has become the main point of this blog, or what is seen by the majority as the point, is to help promote JRock and the Visual Kei, and to keep fans informed. So, by going on that, this kind of post is quite strange.

    Maybe we should have a fangasm disclaimer. :3
    Oooooooooor we could say we want to try to encourage viewers to play a more active role in heeeeere~.

  12. Oooooooooor we could say we want to try to encourage viewers to play a more active role in heeeeere~.

    Thats what the point of the is and has been since whenever the first post was.. where is the first post anyways?

  13. I just posted that because I hate fangirls/boys. I think that they don’t value music enough. Of course everybody is a fangirl in a certain way, but there are cases where “OMG HE ISSS SOO PREEEETEEEEEHHHHH” overwhelms the musical value.
    I want the fans of my favorite bands to value the music the band makes and not their apperance.

  14. I certainly agree with the hate towards the “OMG HE IS SO HOT” w/out musical appreciation, but quite honestly that’s how I got into jrock/jpop. I was with my friend and VK Kyo was on the screen singing. I thought he was very attractive in the fangirl way, then from there I started to atually listen to the music and enjoy it. I suppose not everyone will go to bands for ‘musical value’ but at least some fangirl/boys recognize that its not just the looks and that there is actual talent behind their make up. I suppose what I’m trying to say is that even though in front of my friends I yell ‘he’s so hot’ ‘i’d marry him’ and the like I do know enough about the music to appreciate it. I only feel that maybe you are judging a bit by categorizing anyone who would at some point act ‘fangirl/boy’ish to not be able to appreciate music.

    [I only reply b/c the type fangirl/boy you are pointing out as ‘overwhelming the musical value’ is the kind of fan I am.]

  15. Personally, I like the balanced approach.

    The bands I listen to I listen to because of the music. The pretty visuals are but a side benefit.

    However, I’m not beyond looking into a band because they’re pretty…if I like their music I’ll keep listening. If not then I’ll stop listening.

    It’s VISUAL kei. Meaning the visuals have alot to do with the bands and the music.

    It’s great to be all “I r srs fan. This r srs music.” But sometimes it’s nice to let your proverbial hair down and do something like the fangirl theory whatifs.

  16. .. where is the first post anyways?
    I believe the thing that started it off was my love child thing. Which you titled “The Fangirl Theory.”

    I do agree with you to an extent. It really is ridiculous seeing “fans” that shriek their love of a band, yet when you ask them what their favourite song was from such-and-such period, or anything related to their music, they reply with a, “I don’t know, but they’re soooooo hawt, all of their music is awesome ’cause they are haaaaawt, omgomg~” or, “omg you shouldn’t care about the music/sound, they are GORGEOUS.”

    But, as Sammeh pointed out, it is Visual Kei, so, you should at least be able to appreciate the visual side of the music too, just as long as you actually like the music more than the looks, without someone jumping you for being a silly fangirl. (not saying you are)

    People are shallow, there’s always an itsy bitsy shallow side waiting inside. We’ll never get to know these men or women, so, all we get to do is enjoy the music, and squeal over how unrealistically attractive they are.

    Well, not only that, but it can be fun running around like a rabid fangirl for a day…Yes I would know. *coughs*

  17. I think we’re voicing our opinions to the wrong people. It would seem we’re all on the same side since we came to this site for the music. Otherwise we’d be meeting at photobucket to collect our bishonen and sm3xy jrock pictures.

  18. Ah well, if there are passersby that wonder the same thing, they might read the comments hah, yeah right, they would be too lazy~

    Hey I do go on photobucket to collect JRock pictures…but that’s because I like using them to learn new techniques on gimp…and they’re pretty. *waits for someone to jump me* XP

  19. ^.^;; … *hides over 300 pictures of Kyo* … yeah… I said earlier… I’m that kind of fan … and I don’t collect for techniques…

  20. We have prettyful PEEKTURES. On the KyoisGod and DespairsRae photobuckets.

  21. We would have so many more pictures if we got around to completing the third album, but it takes waaay too much time.

  22. Figured I’d do this, even though its an old entry. It’s fun.

    Would you rather..

    Eat Kaoru’s socks or Totchi’s underpants? – Kaoru’s socks. Eww, underpants?! No way!!

    Bathe in Asagi’s bathtub without oil, roses or him or be forced to live in his toilet? – Bathe in his bathtub – eww, toilet!! I don’t care if it IS Asagi’s!! lol.

    Eat after Hide-zou for a week or wear Gackt’s leather shorts for a week? – Hmm… Eat after Hide-zou. I think the shorts would kill me.

    Go commando in a Gothic Lolita Dress or wear one of Kozi’s thongs? – Goth loli, for certain. And I have a friend with so much moitie, it’s possible.

    Be licked by Kohta or punched by Kirito? – Licked by Kohta because I don’t want to be punched!! T_T

    Lick up Kyo’s blood-vomit or lick up Gara’s masturbation remains from his hands? – Lick up Kyo’s blood-vomit. No way, Gara. I DO think Gara is attractive, though, but…. ew.

    Dress up like Kisaski for Halloween or dress up like Shinya from the Schwein Chainsaw PV? – hmm…. Dress up like Kisaki, probably.

    Wear Danchou’s hat or Ruki’s viser?- Ruki’s visor because it’s so cute X3

    Have a wedding done by Mana or your funeral done by Gackt? – Funeral by Gackt, it’d make all the funeral-goers laugh so hard they’d forget I was dead (lol)

  23. Funeral done by Gackt consists of 7 high pitched songs.

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